A man riding his Harley was riding along a California
beach when suddenly
the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming
voice, the Lord said,
'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all
ways, I will grant you
one wish.'

The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to
Hawaii so I can ride over
anytime I want.'

The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic, think
of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports
required reaching the
bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it
would take! It will
nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it,
but it is hard for me
to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a
little more time and think
of something that could possibly help mankind.'

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally,
he said, 'Lord, I wish
that I and all men could understand women; I want to
know how she feels
inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the
silent treatment, why she
cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong,
and how I can make a
Woman truly happy.'

The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four on that
bridge?'